OMG! The funniest video I ever saw!!!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C48jxSZRE-k  F-U-N-N-Y!

Finish the sentences:

1. I've come to realize that my first kiss... hasn't happened yet.... but it's comin'... I hope.

2. I am listening to... Alanis Morissette's song Head over Feet.

3. I talk...  alot.

4. I love... to talk... a lot...but also Pixie Stix... I swear, I'm addicted to those things XD

5. My best friend... if I said one, the rest would gang up on me.

6. My Car is.... not here right now, can I take a message?

7.My life is... good enough to eat.... There goes my youngest sister. Oh well, it's not like we grew attached to her yet...

8. I hate it when people ask... 'Are you british?' IF YOU EVER ASK ME THAT I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR- moving on.

9. Love is... something I only experiance with family, and it's cool.

10. Marriage is... icky; in the words of my inner 5 year old.

11. Somewhere, someone is thinking... 'THAT BOO IS H-O-T, HOT!' Yeah.... I wish...

12. This weekend... will be like all the rest, cause that's the way, uh-uh-uh-uh, I like it.

13. I have a secret crush... on a guy who I will never see again...

14. I can't...   lick my elbow. C'm 'here ya little sucker, I gots to lick you! Ow, that hurt....

15. My cell phone...  is in my dreams and is a Razr....*sigh*

16. When I wake up in the morning... around 6 A.M, have a little jelly, have a little jam. Push to the dark or the light and then, if pops too soon, press down again, you get toast. YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!

17. Before I go to bed I... I draw... or read...or write... or talk... or think.

18. Right now I am thinking about...

19. Babies are...adorable, but vewy vewy annoying at times.

20. I get on MySpace... to listen to Yeah Toast.

21. Today I...  am very pissed at the bird who won't stop bonking on the window.

22. Tonight I will...  sleep....?

23. Tomorrow I will... wake up...?

24. I really want to be... held by somebody who loves me. (not family)

I was thinking of something to write. Yes, I used to post almost everyday, but things change, times change, and-

THAT SQUIREL?! Oh, it's gonna die soon if it keeps staring at me... I just had a staring contest with a squirel that was sitting on my window ledge. He won, but that doesn't change a thing. It might be cute, but that won't stop me from killing it's little punk-butt with a stick. HE'S STILL STARING AT ME!

    AND THAT BIRD IS STILL TAPPING ON THE WINDOW! GET THE IDEA, YOU STUPID BIRD, THE WINDOW ISN'T GONNA DISSAPEAR!!! It's been tapping on the freaking window for almost a month now. Every 15 minutes it comes back and taps on that freaking window till we scare it off, and then it only ends up coming back 15 minutes later! I've even threatened to throw a frwaking rock at it!? WHAT THE HELL?! IT'S SO DAMN ANNOYING AND IT NEVER STOPS! 

    I swear, it even taunts you, man! It'll go away for five minutes and you're thinking that you got another ten minutes of peace, but then IT COMES BACK TO SMASH ITSELF AGAINST THE WINDOW A HUNDRED TIMES!!  *hits head on desk and then throw stuffed animal at window* There...... that sould give me another fifteen minutes....

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I amde that ryhme up just now. I AM ESTATIC!

I MADE 35 ON HOTEST BLOGS!!!!!!!!

Still aiming for 1, here, so READ MY BLOG! Everyone needs a laugh every once in a while. And you'll read my blog, and laugh your butt off...... or you won't.

One of those two.... 

Yep, last time I checked, my brother was still an ass and my sister, a bloody little bi*tch.

 I can't tell you how many times I've thought that over the last few days. I thought for a while it was PMS, but, nope, my brother's an ass and my sister's a female dog.

   I don't think I've vented in forever.... hmmmmm.... welll, my brother's a jackass and my sister is stealing my personality.

There, I've vented... that felt good.

    Hola mi amigos! COmo estas? Ah, muy bien....

MI BURRO SABA MAS QUE TU!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I had my first poptart in four years. I can't tell you how good it felt, and I wouldn't have had it if it weren't for my dad, who wasn't supposed to buy them, but being a dad in a grocery store, he did, and I feel good.

I FEEL GOOD!DANANANANANA
I KNEW THAT I WOULD! DANANANANANANA
I FEEL NICE! DANANANANA
LIKE SUGAR AND SPICE! DANANANANANA

SO GOOD! DUN-DA
SO FINE! DUN-DA
I FEEL GOOD! DADADADA-DA!

I don't know where this is from, but it sure as heck cracks me up just lookin' at it!!!!

1. Name one person who made you smile
today?

> Um... myself? Does that count?

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this
morning?
> It's not 8:00 yet, but I'm sure that when it is, I'll be eating cereal, then two minutes afterwards throwing up and thinking about how much I shouldn't have done that.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
> Um.... getting up and getting dressed.

4. What is something that happened to
you in 1994?
> I was born.... a very important moment for me.

5. What is the last thing you said
aloud?
> Good night sam.

6. How many different things did you
drink today?
> I'm starting to think I should do this tonight instead of the morning... but I usually drink fruit juice...  my mom's wine... and a coke-a-cola
7. What color is your hairbrush?
> a squishy, gel blue.

8. What was the last thing you bought?
> Um, the song Every Morning, on my mom's i-tunes play list.

9. What was the last gift you received
for your birthday?
> My sister gave me an Ello necklace that she made.

10. What color is your front door?
> redish brown

11. Where do you keep your change?
> in my purse.

12. What was the weather like today?
> Humid... dang musquitos...
13. What is the best ice cream flavor?
> duh, Dulce de Leche

14. What is something you are excited
about?
>going to Hawaii.
15. When was the last rainbow you saw?
>There was one, sometime in March, but I can't remember it...

16. Do you have a sister?
>two very lovely and nice and playful (and arguementative) little sisters named Sam and Daniell.

17. Are you very random?
> Of course not, I'm a sensible 13 year old who loves to- I want three layer chocolate cake.

18. Do you want to cut your hair?
> I already did! XD

19. Are you over the age of 25?
> no.( should I put anything other than no...?)

20. Do you talk alot?
> yes. Yes I do.

21. Do you watch The O.C.?
> the wha-? Just kidding,I know what the oc is, but I don't watch it. Don't even know what it's about...

22. Does your screen name have an "x"
in it?
> I hate it when people do that. No it does not, and will never.

23. Do you know anyone named Steven?
> Steven? No.

24. Do you make up your own words?
> Hmmmm, not really, but if you give me some time I can disconbubulate my brian and come up with one.

25. Are you ticklish?
> Only in one secret area.

26. Are you typically a jealous
person?
>Depends.....

29. Who's the 1st person on your
received calls list?
>Um... since my friends don't call me, it's usually one of Sam's friends.

30. What did the last text message you
received say?
> I DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE (*ahem*)!!!!!

31. Do you chew on your straws?
> Ew, no. My borther and sisters used to, but I've never never ever chewed on straws.

32. Do you have curly hair?
> I have wavy hair... not so much curly.

33. What is the next concert you're
going to?
>Hopefully a Sugar Ray concert, but I doubt it.

34. Who is the crappiest person in ur
life?
> He-who-shall-not-be-named

35. How many times have you swore
today?
> haven't... not yesterday... or the day before that... I'm not the swearing type. Wait, I just typed Hell in question #40...

36. What is something you say a lot?
> It used to be 'seriously', but now it's more of 'Riiiiiiiiiiiiight'

37. What is the last thing you ate?
> Yummy Mommy-made (sounds childish, I know) speighetti for dinner last night.

38. Have you seen the movie "Donnie
Darko"?
> No, but I've seen the movie 'Betsie Beto' and 'Haroldie Hero'. jk.

39.Do you have work tomorrow?
> I hope not! Do you mean work work or woooork work?

40. Is marriage in your future?
> I perseve marriage... and happiness... and children... and three layer chocolate cake! (or my husband's gonna get Hell from me.)

41. Last time you said "I love you."?
> Today.

42. What should you be doing right
now?
> I'll tell you what I shouldn't be doing; this.

43. Do you have a nickname?
> Boobear! Or Boo!

44. Do you skateboard?
> I always wanted to learn cause it looks awesome.

45. What do you do more than anything
else?
> One million dollars, because other than that, my life's perfect.

46. What is the best movie you've seen
in the past two weeks?
> (Childish Alert) Meet The Robinsons

47. When was the last time you did the
dishes, be honest...?
> Two days ago. My brother and I take turns. I'm supposed to today (wah! :( )

48. Are you currently depressed?

>No way! My life rules!

49. Did you cry today?
> No... I haven't cried in about two weeks (the reason I won't state)

50. Which places you are keen to go?
> Warm places... tropical places... places that are spelled with H... and A... NOT HAITI YOU IDIOT! Hawaii