I'm sorry Scribbles and Surrogate.... I have to kill you. You are better than me on the hot blogs list, so, I will make it quick and painless, because I like you so much.

   Don't get all emotional, it was your own fault for being better..... I can't think of a reason why you were better, but I'm going to kill you anyways.

     Okay, fine, since I can't think of a good reason to kill you (though I think you being better than me is a good reason) I won't kill you.... just don't eat that brownie in you cabnit... and don't use the downstairs toilet... and don't ring the doorbell.... speaking of which, your food is burning...