I was thinking of something to write. Yes, I used to post almost everyday, but things change, times change, and-

THAT SQUIREL?! Oh, it's gonna die soon if it keeps staring at me... I just had a staring contest with a squirel that was sitting on my window ledge. He won, but that doesn't change a thing. It might be cute, but that won't stop me from killing it's little punk-butt with a stick. HE'S STILL STARING AT ME!

    AND THAT BIRD IS STILL TAPPING ON THE WINDOW! GET THE IDEA, YOU STUPID BIRD, THE WINDOW ISN'T GONNA DISSAPEAR!!! It's been tapping on the freaking window for almost a month now. Every 15 minutes it comes back and taps on that freaking window till we scare it off, and then it only ends up coming back 15 minutes later! I've even threatened to throw a frwaking rock at it!? WHAT THE HELL?! IT'S SO DAMN ANNOYING AND IT NEVER STOPS! 

    I swear, it even taunts you, man! It'll go away for five minutes and you're thinking that you got another ten minutes of peace, but then IT COMES BACK TO SMASH ITSELF AGAINST THE WINDOW A HUNDRED TIMES!!  *hits head on desk and then throw stuffed animal at window* There...... that sould give me another fifteen minutes....