I'm home alone! I needed some alonetime, and I got it! BOOYAH! So, the rest went to a pool, but I didn't feel like goin, so my mom said I could stay home on three conditions--
1) I do the dishes and vacuum the living room.
2) I don't eat carrots, peanuts, or anything I culd choke on. and-
3) That I don't go into her alchohol stash while she's gone.

 Things I did while they were gone-
1) I danced around and turned the music up ALL THE WAY, BABY!
2) Nothin' else really, but I enjoyed being alone!

   WOOHOO!

    OKay, so, Jacob is still over, and my brother and him have been HOGGING the computer.  He's so annoying it's soooo unbelievable! He's my age for giraffe's sake and he acts like a two year old!

    Anyways, that's about all that's happened ^_^, I'll keep ya posted. 

  Sounds like something that would be in a movie preview, right? Hehe, well, I'm back!

 Thanks for all the comments, it really made me feel welcomed ^.^

OKay, things that have happened while I was gone-

1. I went through a depressed time, 'cause I didn't have any friedns to talk to and I felt very lonely.
2. I started a new novel... haven't decided on a name, yet, though.
3. I stopped writing in that novel, 'cause I have serious writer's block...
4. My brother's friend is statying for 2 WHOLE WEEKS, until his b-day.
5. I found that I like Fall Out Boy for some strange reason...

 It's good to be back and I bet I'll have a lot of news the next two weeks...

    I am back... I don't really feel like saying anything lately. If you don't hear from me, I've probably left. I guess blogging was just a stage for me, 'cause I don't feel like doing it any more. So,

  THANK YOU TO ALL WHO READ, AND THANK YOU FOR READING WHEN IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT I HAD NOTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!

I can't say I won't forget you, 'cause I probably will.

  Well, I've decided to let the whole 'Hotest Blogs' thing go. If you wanna read my blog, you can read, but I don't have anything to say. I blog... and that's it. I don't write about pressing issues or anything happening in the world. I guess you could say, I write about me.

     I HAVE A HUGE EGO! Mweh... *grunts* But, hey...... at least it' kinda sort of funny.

  I'm sorry Scribbles and Surrogate.... I have to kill you. You are better than me on the hot blogs list, so, I will make it quick and painless, because I like you so much.

   Don't get all emotional, it was your own fault for being better..... I can't think of a reason why you were better, but I'm going to kill you anyways.

     Okay, fine, since I can't think of a good reason to kill you (though I think you being better than me is a good reason) I won't kill you.... just don't eat that brownie in you cabnit... and don't use the downstairs toilet... and don't ring the doorbell.... speaking of which, your food is burning...

OMG! The funniest video I ever saw!!!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C48jxSZRE-k  F-U-N-N-Y!

Finish the sentences:

1. I've come to realize that my first kiss... hasn't happened yet.... but it's comin'... I hope.

2. I am listening to... Alanis Morissette's song Head over Feet.

3. I talk...  alot.

4. I love... to talk... a lot...but also Pixie Stix... I swear, I'm addicted to those things XD

5. My best friend... if I said one, the rest would gang up on me.

6. My Car is.... not here right now, can I take a message?

7.My life is... good enough to eat.... There goes my youngest sister. Oh well, it's not like we grew attached to her yet...

8. I hate it when people ask... 'Are you british?' IF YOU EVER ASK ME THAT I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR- moving on.

9. Love is... something I only experiance with family, and it's cool.

10. Marriage is... icky; in the words of my inner 5 year old.

11. Somewhere, someone is thinking... 'THAT BOO IS H-O-T, HOT!' Yeah.... I wish...

12. This weekend... will be like all the rest, cause that's the way, uh-uh-uh-uh, I like it.

13. I have a secret crush... on a guy who I will never see again...

14. I can't...   lick my elbow. C'm 'here ya little sucker, I gots to lick you! Ow, that hurt....

15. My cell phone...  is in my dreams and is a Razr....*sigh*

16. When I wake up in the morning... around 6 A.M, have a little jelly, have a little jam. Push to the dark or the light and then, if pops too soon, press down again, you get toast. YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!

17. Before I go to bed I... I draw... or read...or write... or talk... or think.

18. Right now I am thinking about...

19. Babies are...adorable, but vewy vewy annoying at times.

20. I get on MySpace... to listen to Yeah Toast.

21. Today I...  am very pissed at the bird who won't stop bonking on the window.

22. Tonight I will...  sleep....?

23. Tomorrow I will... wake up...?

24. I really want to be... held by somebody who loves me. (not family)

I was thinking of something to write. Yes, I used to post almost everyday, but things change, times change, and-

THAT SQUIREL?! Oh, it's gonna die soon if it keeps staring at me... I just had a staring contest with a squirel that was sitting on my window ledge. He won, but that doesn't change a thing. It might be cute, but that won't stop me from killing it's little punk-butt with a stick. HE'S STILL STARING AT ME!

    AND THAT BIRD IS STILL TAPPING ON THE WINDOW! GET THE IDEA, YOU STUPID BIRD, THE WINDOW ISN'T GONNA DISSAPEAR!!! It's been tapping on the freaking window for almost a month now. Every 15 minutes it comes back and taps on that freaking window till we scare it off, and then it only ends up coming back 15 minutes later! I've even threatened to throw a frwaking rock at it!? WHAT THE HELL?! IT'S SO DAMN ANNOYING AND IT NEVER STOPS! 

    I swear, it even taunts you, man! It'll go away for five minutes and you're thinking that you got another ten minutes of peace, but then IT COMES BACK TO SMASH ITSELF AGAINST THE WINDOW A HUNDRED TIMES!!  *hits head on desk and then throw stuffed animal at window* There...... that sould give me another fifteen minutes....

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I amde that ryhme up just now. I AM ESTATIC!

I MADE 35 ON HOTEST BLOGS!!!!!!!!

Still aiming for 1, here, so READ MY BLOG! Everyone needs a laugh every once in a while. And you'll read my blog, and laugh your butt off...... or you won't.

One of those two.... 

Yep, last time I checked, my brother was still an ass and my sister, a bloody little bi*tch.

 I can't tell you how many times I've thought that over the last few days. I thought for a while it was PMS, but, nope, my brother's an ass and my sister's a female dog.

   I don't think I've vented in forever.... hmmmmm.... welll, my brother's a jackass and my sister is stealing my personality.

There, I've vented... that felt good.

    Hola mi amigos! COmo estas? Ah, muy bien....

MI BURRO SABA MAS QUE TU!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I had my first poptart in four years. I can't tell you how good it felt, and I wouldn't have had it if it weren't for my dad, who wasn't supposed to buy them, but being a dad in a grocery store, he did, and I feel good.

I FEEL GOOD!DANANANANANA
I KNEW THAT I WOULD! DANANANANANANA
I FEEL NICE! DANANANANA
LIKE SUGAR AND SPICE! DANANANANANA

SO GOOD! DUN-DA
SO FINE! DUN-DA
I FEEL GOOD! DADADADA-DA!

I don't know where this is from, but it sure as heck cracks me up just lookin' at it!!!!

1. Name one person who made you smile
today?

> Um... myself? Does that count?

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this
morning?
> It's not 8:00 yet, but I'm sure that when it is, I'll be eating cereal, then two minutes afterwards throwing up and thinking about how much I shouldn't have done that.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
> Um.... getting up and getting dressed.

4. What is something that happened to
you in 1994?
> I was born.... a very important moment for me.

5. What is the last thing you said
aloud?
> Good night sam.

6. How many different things did you
drink today?
> I'm starting to think I should do this tonight instead of the morning... but I usually drink fruit juice...  my mom's wine... and a coke-a-cola
7. What color is your hairbrush?
> a squishy, gel blue.

8. What was the last thing you bought?
> Um, the song Every Morning, on my mom's i-tunes play list.

9. What was the last gift you received
for your birthday?
> My sister gave me an Ello necklace that she made.

10. What color is your front door?
> redish brown

11. Where do you keep your change?
> in my purse.

12. What was the weather like today?
> Humid... dang musquitos...
13. What is the best ice cream flavor?
> duh, Dulce de Leche

14. What is something you are excited
about?
>going to Hawaii.
15. When was the last rainbow you saw?
>There was one, sometime in March, but I can't remember it...

16. Do you have a sister?
>two very lovely and nice and playful (and arguementative) little sisters named Sam and Daniell.

17. Are you very random?
> Of course not, I'm a sensible 13 year old who loves to- I want three layer chocolate cake.

18. Do you want to cut your hair?
> I already did! XD

19. Are you over the age of 25?
> no.( should I put anything other than no...?)

20. Do you talk alot?
> yes. Yes I do.

21. Do you watch The O.C.?
> the wha-? Just kidding,I know what the oc is, but I don't watch it. Don't even know what it's about...

22. Does your screen name have an "x"
in it?
> I hate it when people do that. No it does not, and will never.

23. Do you know anyone named Steven?
> Steven? No.

24. Do you make up your own words?
> Hmmmm, not really, but if you give me some time I can disconbubulate my brian and come up with one.

25. Are you ticklish?
> Only in one secret area.

26. Are you typically a jealous
person?
>Depends.....

29. Who's the 1st person on your
received calls list?
>Um... since my friends don't call me, it's usually one of Sam's friends.

30. What did the last text message you
received say?
> I DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE (*ahem*)!!!!!

31. Do you chew on your straws?
> Ew, no. My borther and sisters used to, but I've never never ever chewed on straws.

32. Do you have curly hair?
> I have wavy hair... not so much curly.

33. What is the next concert you're
going to?
>Hopefully a Sugar Ray concert, but I doubt it.

34. Who is the crappiest person in ur
life?
> He-who-shall-not-be-named

35. How many times have you swore
today?
> haven't... not yesterday... or the day before that... I'm not the swearing type. Wait, I just typed Hell in question #40...

36. What is something you say a lot?
> It used to be 'seriously', but now it's more of 'Riiiiiiiiiiiiight'

37. What is the last thing you ate?
> Yummy Mommy-made (sounds childish, I know) speighetti for dinner last night.

38. Have you seen the movie "Donnie
Darko"?
> No, but I've seen the movie 'Betsie Beto' and 'Haroldie Hero'. jk.

39.Do you have work tomorrow?
> I hope not! Do you mean work work or woooork work?

40. Is marriage in your future?
> I perseve marriage... and happiness... and children... and three layer chocolate cake! (or my husband's gonna get Hell from me.)

41. Last time you said "I love you."?
> Today.

42. What should you be doing right
now?
> I'll tell you what I shouldn't be doing; this.

43. Do you have a nickname?
> Boobear! Or Boo!

44. Do you skateboard?
> I always wanted to learn cause it looks awesome.

45. What do you do more than anything
else?
> One million dollars, because other than that, my life's perfect.

46. What is the best movie you've seen
in the past two weeks?
> (Childish Alert) Meet The Robinsons

47. When was the last time you did the
dishes, be honest...?
> Two days ago. My brother and I take turns. I'm supposed to today (wah! :( )

48. Are you currently depressed?

>No way! My life rules!

49. Did you cry today?
> No... I haven't cried in about two weeks (the reason I won't state)

50. Which places you are keen to go?
> Warm places... tropical places... places that are spelled with H... and A... NOT HAITI YOU IDIOT! Hawaii 

'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life
Trying to make ends meet
You're a slave to money then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places
where all the veins meet yeah

No change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
But I'm a million different people
from one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,no,no,no,no,no(fading away)

Well I never pray
But tonight I'm on my knees yeah
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah
I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now
But the airways are clean and there's nobody singing to me now

No change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
And I'm a million different people
from one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
I can't change
I can't change it

'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life
Trying to make ends meet
Trying to find some money then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places
where all the veins meet yeah

You know I can't change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
And I'm a million different people
from one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no

I can't change my mold
no, no, no, no, no,
I can't change
Can't change my body,
no, no, no

I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
Been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
That you've ever been down
That you've ever been down

(Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve, it's a must listen)

You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from. And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi. Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics... Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!

my sister's wirter thingy-ma bobor

Girly
[ ]skirts
[ ]purse
[x]shopping
[ ]make up
[ ]bracelet
[ ]necklace
[ ]pink
[ ]shoes
[x]boys
[ ]posh
2 Girly

Boyish
[x]baggy clothes
[x]black
[ ]swearing
[x]chains
[x]skateboard
[x]rock
[ ]bikes
[x]hang out with boys
[ ]jacket
[ ]messy
6 Boyish

Nerd
[ ]thick books
[ ]tucked in shirt
[ ]homework
[x]computer
[x]smart
[ ]extra h/w
[ ]thick glasses
[ ]loner
[ ]short trousers for school
[ ]neat hair
2 Nerdy

Emo
[ ]blood
[x]music
[x]bangs covering one eye
[ ]knife
[ ]depression
[ ]sadness
[x]black
[ ]cuts
[ ]loneliness
[ ]desperate
3 Emo

I always knew I wasn't emo.... 20% girly 60% boyish 20% nerdy and 30% emo. Weird, I thought I would be more nerdy, more girly, less boyish and less emo!

 THIS IS ME! IT DESCRIBES ME SOOOOOOO WELL! Amazed...

You Should Be a Film Writer

You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind. You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life. Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling. And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started makin' out and she took off my pants
But then, I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?

That's about the time that she broke up with me (what's my age again?)
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me, I'll never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

What's my age again...

What's My Age Again by Blink-182

    I owe all my readers something for, um, well, reading my blog. I had an old blog on another website, and it took me forever to get to 100 views, but I'm already to 300 in 1/3 of the time!

So thank you! I will think of something to give you...... do you take cash or credit?

  Hi. A titty bit bored here, but I think I've got a plan.
    NO. The plan is not to eat cookies, though that is a good plan.

    NO. The plan is not to run outside screaming, though that is a good plan.

    NO. The plan is not to eat some breakfast, though that is a good plan.

    NO. The plan is not to think of as many plans to say no to, though that is exactly what I'm doing.

    NO. The plan is not to- Oh forget it. My plan was to eat cookies for breakfast, then run outside screaming becasue I ate too many cookies and it is making my stomach hurt. Oh, the pain.

   What happened this week in Virginia was very sad, and I thought I'd say that I'm sorry for all those kids. I think that's it....... yep, see ya soon.

   TWO MINUTES LEFT TILL MY WORLD ENDS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! SHOUT THE MOST RANDOM THINGS YOU CAN THINK OF!

Um......Cheesecake?

THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH! AGH! RUN FOR IT! Wait... it just turned 8:00.... now I have to begin schoolwork (I think I'd rather the world ended ^.^)

  I noticed the sudden increase in poems, so I thought I'd join into the fun!

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I'm not good at ryhming,

but I sure as hell love you.

   Spinning out of control, can't stop this feeling now that I know,

   Spinning out of control, can't stop this feeling.

   Spinning out of control, I'm turning everyway I find I can go,

   But I'm spinning out of control, can't stop, not gonna stop this feeling.

   A song by ME! It's a mix of Walk Away by Kelly Clarkson and Ain't no other man, by X-tina, by with different words.

BTW! THIS SONG IS UNDER THE COPY RIGHT LAW! I CAN AND WILL SUE! (seems harsh, but you are all un-twustworthy *sneaky eyes*)

OH you noticed I spelled Un-t-W-ustworthy, right? I always say it like that, so I spell it like that.

   OH THE HUMANITY! Why must I dwindle on such arts as though they depend my life, so? A twindle on the carts as though they depend my strifes so? OH THE HUMANITY!

        from- Poems that don't make much sence

ps, should I post this in the arts and humanities catagory? I think I shall.

 I think I've already named a post that, but I can't remember..... (~~~~censored and deleted~~~~) Why am I telling you all this...? I literally sat at my computer for 4 and a half minutes trying to think of a good explination, but none came to mind so I will go and delete that from my post...... but then you wouldn't know what I was talking about.... too late.

Why IS a raven like a writing desk?

   Because it can produce few notes, of which are very flat, and never has the wrong end in front.

   Aha, for some strange reason I don't get the normal signs ^ look up, ya know the ones that say 'italic' and 'bold' and what styles you want on most of my computers. Just one and it gets annoying, because I use my dad's computer most of the time and I don't get those signs.

 Why did I call this entry Shabalaba-lou? I don't know... I just don't know....

 So my sister is reading over my shoulder (more like right next to my elbow{HA! yes that's right I see you [don't act all surprised about it, sam, you knew it was coming.....(( alright don't rip your head off over it, I was just saying {{actually she's not saying anything, just reading over my shoulder and telling me what grammer mistakes I made Ugh, nm SPELLING mistakes not GRAMMER...... [[ go away ((( she says no... why am I telling a complete stranger this.......?)))]]}}))]]) 

 One of the many ways to attract people to your blog. SO NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION; read my blog. It is funny and I even made an ad for it.

UNSRCIPTED THOUGHTS

We know what you like...... because we watch you all day through your window..... Ew, you disgust me...... can I have some of that ice cream too?

 So, yes, I've waken up from the bored little night I had. I can't even remember making those poems last night!!  

Goodbye to the summer

sold down the river.

Unhappy ever after,

well did you ever,

did you ever reach for the glued down penny?

same ol' joke and it's not funny.

burns are red, bruises blue.

Out with the old, cheated by the new.

Do you suffer from long-tern memory loss?

 I don't remember.....